25 GOOD REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
- 1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.
- 2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT.
- 3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.
- 4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL.
- 5. WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU TOSS IT OUT.
- 6. BEER IS NEVER LATE.
- 7. A BEER DOESN'T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.
- 8. HANGOVERS GO AWAY.
- 9. BEER LABELS COME OFF WITHOUT A FIGHT.
- 10. WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR, YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER.
- 11. BEER NEVER HAS A HEADACHE.
- 12. AFTER YOU'VE HAD A BEER, THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH 5 CENTS.
- 13. A BEER WON'T GET UPSET IT YOU COME HOME AND HAVE ANOTHER BEER.
- 14. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT, YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
- 15. A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.
- 16. YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER IN A NIGHT AND NOT FEEL GUILTY.
- 17. YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
- 18. YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER.
- 19. BEER IS ALWAYS WET.
- 20. BEER DOESN'T DEMAND EQUALITY.
- 21. YOU CAN HAVE A BEER IN PUBLIC.
- 22. A BEER DOESN'T CARE WHEN YOU COME.
- 23. A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.
- 24. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD.
- 25. IF YOU CHANGE BEERS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ALIMONY.